Paddymac186

Dad: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Dad: How many sides does a triangle have? Mom: That's easy... 2. Dad: WHAT!?! Explain. Mom: 2 ...

(My house suddenly had so many flies my mom was going around with the fly swatter killing a lot.)...

Mom: You only need two men in your life: Arnold and Jesus. Me: Arnold is a cat. Mom: AND he's ...