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Mom: *pokes my laptop screen* Me: What are you doing? Mom: I'm trying to click something.

Dad: Rusty's coming today. Me: Who's he? Dad: The Fridge Repair man. Me: Why is he coming? Da...

Mom: I'm sorry I can't hear you I don't have my glasses on

Dad: The doctor says my feet hurt because I have high arches. He says I need to wear high heels. ...

Dad: You're a 19 year old virgin. dry humping is okay but sleeping over is not happening. Me: so...

Me: Mom, what would you say if I told you I was pregnant? Mom: I'd ask how you managed to get a ...

Mom: So how do I send Aunt Tricia the link? Me: You just copy and paste it into the send box. ...

(After previously getting into an argument with my mom, I step out of our car and see a bus pass ...

Dad: What on earth are you wearing? Me: Shorts Dad: Well stop. you look like a whore.

Dad: You guys are all hip-hop on modern technology!

Me: The top on this bottle annoys me! Mom: Yeah, you have to screw it forever before you get it ...