QueenDusk

Mom: I love you. Me: Aw, thanks Mom. Mom: Sorry, I was talking to the dog. No one loves you.

Mom: i had the most awesome dream ever last night Me: really what was it about? Mom: you were n...

Me: Hey Dad, look at that sign. It's upside down! Dad: Yeah, I guess that means watch out for f...

Stranger: Oh, you two had twins? Dad: I had a coupon!

Me (to brother): You're so handsome and smart! Brother: Stop it! Mom, make her stop! Mom: Stop ...