RabbitJD

Striped tights look terrible on flabby thighs. le sigh.

I was kicked out of my band for not playing only minor chords.

Ultimate emo insult? A mean girl threw bleach on me. SHE RUINED MY CAPE.

You know the part in It's a Wonderful Life where the angel shows him what it would be like if he ...

My kitten likes to suck on his balls. I'm jealous.

I think Cleverbot is funny.

I accidentally dyed my hair "jet black" instead of "midnight."

I broke 2 strings on my guitar. My mother doesn't care.

My mom says I dress like I'm going to David Bowie's funeral. God, I wish!

It's not fair. All my white friends are so much paler, and therefore so much cooler. Being a blac...

I've written 20 suicide notes, but none of them are good enough.