RabbitJD

I can't grow facial hair so I don't even have a legit excuse to buy a razor... :(

I like my coffee the way I like my soul. But sometimes I get a frappuccino too, they're yummy.

I made multiple Cheezburger accounts so that this could look like it was favorited a lot.

I was a Hipster but I became Emo ironically

Girlfriend dumped me. Claimed she already had a vagina.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number, you...