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Never watch CSI alone, in the dark, and then fling the door open to greet your dad. He will not b...
I don't care if you've been listening to Wicked non-stop. Horrendible is not a word. Don't use it...
Watching Doctor Who, The Impossible Astronaut is probably a bad idea right before bed. #LFMF
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You know you play video games too much if you get on your roof to put up decorations, and start j...
If you are overly sensitive, do not watch minutes 15-17 of Disney's "The Rescuers," with the litt...
If you keep thinking that your boyfriend is missing good loot for not searching the corpses in Ar...
When about to watch a movie in your boyfriend's room and upon becoming exasperated at his checkin...