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Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend a...

I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in Mom: Hey honey ...

When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed... Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in? Dad:...

(After taking a bite of dinner) Me: This tastes funny. Mom: The bottle said the poison was supp...

Me: so my friends and I decided that for senior ditch day we wanted to go visit a couple museums....