The latest from Sugarmonster
Mom: The pudding knows your secrets. It sees what you did there. Me: Mom, we don't have any pudding Mom: The neighbors do. Stalker pudding.
No matter how many times you have been asked "Does this dress make my butt look fat?" in the last half hour, keep telling her "No, that dress looks great on you!" The response "Darling, it's not the dress that makes your butt look fat, it's the fat that makes your butt look fat" is totally inappropriate. #LFMF
If you're going to let the baby go naked to get rid of her diaper rash, think about what GAVE her that diaper rash before you put her on her tummy and sit behind her to tickle her toes. Laughing makes babies fart, and it's apparently EXPLOSIVE diarrhea she has, not the normal kind. #LFMF
