Swarthygarfield

Practice walking in heels before your college graduation ceremony. Otherwise you will walk half w...

If you're in China and living with a host family for a period of time, even if they seem to have ...

When you see a rock sitting in the middle of your yard, make sure its a rock, NOT dog crap before...

That beer glass does not contain apple juice. #LFMF

Bad idea: whistling the song "Material Girl", as a full-grown man,when riding the subway. People ...

if you ever end up being coworkers with one of your elementary school friends that you haven't se...

Yes, that door is labeled push, and the other is labeled pull. However, it's also important to no...

If you've been flirting shamelessly with the cute single guy at work and he doesn't seem interest...

If you decide to get up in the morning without an alarm clock, make sure it is not, in fact, 2:00...

If the cute guy you've been hitting on for months assumes you're a lesbian because of the extreme...

As your eating that club sandwich, ensure you have removed every single piece of toothpick from i...

When screening cell phone calls in a public place, be aware that the annoying person calling you ...

If you have a new pair of gym shorts with built in underwear, your mom will try to convince you t...

You know that rule golf your Grandpa taught you? You know the one, if your drive doesn't get past...

Don't stay up till midnight when you have to get up for work at four. On your drive home you will...

Just learning how to land a frontflip on a trampoline is great fun! However, trying to do it in s...

As a foreigner, never look up words like "zit" and "goo". It would have been less disgusting not ...

Never give your girlfriend your phone to respond to a text message while you are driving. She wil...

Questionable idea: telling a girl you're interested in about your first kiss with your last gf. ...

When going to play football, tackle, two-hand, or even flag, remember to take off your necklace w...