Swarthygarfield

Nyquil may cure all your cold symptoms and let you sleep, but it won't cure your explosive diarrh...

Never wear a kilt in the traditional way while riding a moped through a school zone #LFMF

If your sister is a Twihard and you plan on giving her a movie poster for her birthday either A:...

When you're seriously constipated and playing a video game with 32 people on an open microphone c...

When finding out that you will be dissecting parasitic worms in science class tomorrow, CHECK THE...

Low flow toilets and high fibre diets are not a good combination. #LFMF

Absinthe. #LFMF

When using a submersible blender to make your child a milk shake, unplug it before attempting to ...

Never refer to anything on a woman as "mannish." She will show you her "mannish" right hook. #LFMF

Never lay down on your couch and throw your 1 year old puppy playful in the air above your face. ...

If you're at a company picnic and standing next to the asian salad someone brought, don't say "So...