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  • As a rule you take the old diaper off, before putting a new one on your baby. #LFMF
  • When a co-worker asks "Can you come here for a moment?" Correct response: "I would be happy to st...
  • Make sure your girlfriend knows your truck is a 4 speed manual and not a 5 speed. She will take i...
  • Don't show your 16 year old sister the Twilight drinking game. She and her friends will play it. ...
  • When getting ready to videotape a lesson in a 4th grade class, and the filter in the tadpole fish...
  • Correct: One of your white chickens flew over the fence this morning. Incorrect: One of those w...
  • Drafting in a contract that the annual leave of the employee is 28 days per each calendar month w...

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