TarawrasaurusRex

During Sexual Ed class, never, EVER reach down your pants to fix your underwear. You might just h...

If a guy turns you down because he already has a date for that evening, don't ask how the date we...

When lecturing Human Biology students on male reproduction never say "Ok, getting onto erections"...

Right: "Dad, I've just bought a new wide angle lens, it captures much more of the scenery than yo...

Never propose during sex. You can't be sure the 'oh yes!' you got was answer to your proposal. Ac...

That pretty girl across the room that looks kinda like your sister? Yeah, you're drunk. That is y...

If you find a blood stain on the jiu jitsu mat, before you start explaining about how bad your pe...

If you work at a pet grooming salon, the correct response to a customer is "Your puppy is being b...

Don't add your parents on Facebook. They will scold you for every post you make rated above PG. A...

Good idea: burning a mix of romantic songs to send to a crush who lives in another city before sh...

If you are a forgetful college prof, it is correct to say, "I've managed to remember a couple mor...

If while going through your elderly father's old comfy sweaters you happen on an old file folder ...

When considering naming that hot female character from your new videogame after your girlfriend, ...