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Don't try to dance to 'Whip your hair' whilst in the shower. When you do whip your hair, you WILL...

If you watch an old movie and you expect a huge explosion when a carriage is overturning you prob...

That extra strong coffee you slammed so you could drive home tonight rather than in the morning, ...

Oh, that noise downstairs is the cat playing with cardboard. No it's not. It's your stove. It's o...

There is a reason bags of frozen vegetables have a "best by" date on them. #LFMF

When you place a textbook next to a fireplace, don't scream when you think it's on fire. Take not...

When taking a free sample from the mall food court, make sure it is a free sample and not some wo...

When at a funeral, never sit down in the children's pews, even when they're the only seats left. ...

Don't place the very hot & very full cup of coffee on top of the vending machine to grab a snack....

Don't hover your mouse over submit while enteri

A cat toy suction-cupped to your forehead will make your kids laugh. So will the enormous forehea...

When Febreezing the ENTIRE house, be sure to look at the blue bottle in your hand before spraying...

No matter how important that phone call is, do not stand up abruptly and assume the cat will jump...