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  • *thump and shout from the living room* Me: What? Mum's Boyfriend: (covering face) I just bloody...
  • As my mom is talking to some religious people in the doorway, she yells into the living room: "Ho...
  • 12th Grade Teacher: I wonder why they call a woman's private parts her 'beaver'? Me (...
  • Driving in the car Me: Remember that one time you crashed into the tree? Dad: I didn't crash in...
  • *My friend and I were sitting in my room, playing video games when it starts storming after a lon...
  • When trying to convince you parents that you aren't drunk, "I'm 14, how could I even get alcohol!...
  • (In the car, Because of You comes on the radio) Dad: You know this song? Kelly Clarkson wrote it...
  • (At an IKEA looking for a bed, overhearing another family) Daughter: I like this one Mom:(shake...
  • Me: Mom, is it true that semen whitens teeth? Mom: Honey, if that were true, then my teeth would...
  • My dad's response when I told him that I was a vegetarian for the first time one Christmas (exten...
  • Me: Hey Mom, I learned how to say "breakfast" in Russian! Mom: Vodka?
  • Me: If A rhino and I were hanging over a cliff and you could only save one who would you save, M...
  • (While talking to my parents before a business trip to New Orleans) Mom: Don't forget to bring h...
  • (Dad trying to learn how to use his new Smartphone) Dad: THIS IS ALMOST AS FRUSTRATING AS LOSING ...
  • Mom: I remember when y'all were little, and I would put a blanket on the floor, and tell you it w...
  • My dad is on the phone with a telemarketer. Mid sentence, he cuts him off: "I'm terribly sorry, b...
  • Me: Mom I'm an atheist. Mom: It's alright if you're gay, I'll still love you
  • Me: Hey (Brother's name), check out what I posted on Failblog. Brother: No, I don't need to see ...
  • *Me and my mom are watching a documentary about women's prisons* Mom: Hey! I've been there! That...
  • (My brother had just come out, and i was explaining to my younger brothers what it means to be ga...
  • (My gay friend, Josh, was on his way over to my house. My dad told me to make my bed, but I was b...
  • Mom: I want something to snack on... Dad: Well lets go in the bedroom! Me: Ewwwwwww Mom: I wan...
  • (My mother and I are in the car, total silence) Mom: (blurts out of no-where) OH SHIT YOUR BIRTH...
  • My mom on the phone to my dad: Screw the meeting and come home and screw me. Me: MOM O.O
  • (watching Wimbledon) Dad: Ooh look! Ron's in the royal box. Mum: (singing) Weasley is our king....

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