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(my sister is nine years older than me and was pregnant at the time) Sister: OH MY GOD. I'm preg...

While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you...

My Dad decided to have the "talk" with me when I was 16. He walked into my bedroom: Dad: "Hey. D...

Grandma after bursting in on my boyfriend, brother ,& I as we were watching Talk Sex With Sue in ...

Our neighbour's 9-year-old granddaughter: I need to go, Spider-man 2 is on tonight. Dad: Don't y...

(in the hospital) Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: *looks at my mom* Mom: *stares at me* ...

(My mother got two bruises on her wrists because our dogs lunged while she was walking them.) El...

(I am a 15 year old female, and my grandma just asked me if I cuss) Me:...Yeah... Grandma: Fait...

bullshitting with my dad Me: are you allergic to anything? Dad: (after 2 mins of looking in dee...

me: (aged 6) hey dad, isn't it weird how you and mom have 4 sons and uncle "derp" has 4 daughters...

(My dad and I talking about our funerals) Me: You know what dad? Dad: Hmm? Me: I want to have...

Eli(my brother): Well, mom, looks like you're gonna be a grandma again. Mom: Seriously?! When di...

Mom: What are you doing? Me(sarcastically): Oh, just building a meth lab in the basement. Mom: ...

(after beating my dad at ping-pong for the first time, I begin a celebratory dance) Dad: Great y...

Dad: We were going to buy a liquor store once. Maybe we should buy one. Mom: Yeah, and who would...

Dad: (completely randomly) Have you ever just looked at someone and thought they should have been...

Mom: What are you doing? Me: Trying to figure out how to post something on FailBlog. Mom: What ...

(I was helping my disabled mom get ready to go to breakfast and doing her hair.) Mom: I already ...

*Me opeing the fridge to get some food. I find an empty ham package* Me: Dad,why is there an emp...

Annoying: Your underwear folding into your 'lady parts' Bad idea: Trying to unfold them without ...

(While my dad is in the ICU after a heart attack) Mom: The doctor says your heart rate is too lo...

Dad: You gotta mow the lawn to make the house look bigger! me:O_o

If you've been baking, DO NOT phrase your FB status as "got buns in the oven! :)" You will get se...

If you need to tell you're older sister something on the school bus ride home, DO NOT move up to ...

When you get a text from someone you really like and it says "I can't keep this in any longer, I ...