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Dad: That guy is dumber than a box of rocks with all the smart rocks taken out.

Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever y...

My cousin, who lives with my grandma, came home with a blue mohawk. Grandma: That's very nice de...

Mom: Why don't we go to Baskin Robins and get you an ice cream cake for your birthday? Me: What?...

Dad: We're all just machines, really, aren't we? We can't survive without fuel, without food. It'...

*Nobody has spoken a word and we are all eating lunch* Grandma: And that's another nice thing ...