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  • *Look out window* Mom:Oh look, the neighbors got a kazoo. Me:What? No, that's a gazebo. Mom:Do...
  • (Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...
  • Mom: (to me) Stop looking at the mirror when I'm talking to you! You're not even pretty!
  • (We're watching something about a man who was murdered) Mum: "May I turn off the tv?" Grandmoth...
  • Dad (At the fridge): Do you want anything to drink? Me: yea can you grab me some milk? Dad: Ok ...
  • (listening to my dad talk to a video game) Guy on game: Has he been drinking? Dad: Hell yeah! H...
  • After getting back from Dr's office, the day before my dad's birthday: Me: It's official. I ha...
  • Me: I'm going to shower. Granny: Don't die!
  • Me: They're ALL creepy. But they're actually creepy, not like when I call you a creeper. They're ...
  • Make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing.

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