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(my dad on a diet) Dad: i am not eating meat anymore. Vegetables have more protien, carbs AND vi...

(My father is about to wake up) Dad: Shit! There are ropes coming out of the ceiling! THE NINJA'...

Dad: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

My Dad: My favorite video is those five quadruplets laughing!!

Mom: See! If these little kids can sing in Chinese perfectly, so can you! Me: Mom...they ARE chi...

Me: I was throwing up randomly yesterday...didn't feel too well. Mom:You might have diabetes. M...