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Never tell your friends that you are extreamly afraid of goats, even if it is for a good reason. ...

When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you...

Don't watch Life of Brian with your mother unless you're prepared to explain to her exactly what ...

If you don't take your three year old to get her hair cut she will do it herself. #LFMF

When lending your car to your boyfriend, make sure he knows it's an automatic transmission. It's ...

Don't carry your lip balm and nasal inhaler in the same pocket if they have the same shape becaus...

Make sure you check which locker you're trying to open before cutting off the lock to discover th...

If the pizza shop you work at regularly delivers to the mental health ward of a hospital, never w...