gothgirl2393's Favorites

It's a Good Learning Experience for Everybody

Mom: Where are you going? Me: Uh, ya know. just gonna knock over a 7-11, go to a strip club, bea...

We Look Out For One Another in This Family

Blasphemous, Blasphemous Child

Really She Just Wants to Wear Pants

Happy Holidays, and Thanks for All the Food!

Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: S...

One Can Only Wait on the Old Rocking Chair for So Long

Then We All Must Erase That From Our Minds

(Going to visit my grandma, my little sister just walks in her house) Me:(to my sister) Hey, lea...

Don't Think About That Too Hard, You'll Get an Aneurysm

If You Can't Punish Them, Shame Them!

Cudi: Still Better than Kidz Bop

Wear it Proud

Teen Traffic Accidents Drop off At that Age Too. Correlation?

They Just Care a Lot About Hygiene, Clearly

(Me brushing my teeth) (Gargling, Dad walks in holds my nose and says) Dad: Swallow! Me: (Spits everything on him) Dad: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! EVERYONE SWALLOWS IN THIS HOUSE! Mom: That's right dear.

That Adds a Whole New Meaning to That Phrase

Safety First, Grandma!

Can Someone Get this Baby off My Back/Womb?

Check and Mate, Trolldad

Is that Billy Joel I Hear?

Me (on phone): Hi mom, I'm just calling to let you know I survived the dorm fire. Mom: WHAT? Me: Yeah, we had a fire last night! Mom: Did you start it?

There I Fixed It: If You Can't Buy It, Build It

Water-Powered Jet Pack

There I Fixed It: Because Why Not

The Perfect Villian

Blah, Blah, Fetch Me a Fire Ruby

Mudkipz Would Liek a Word

They Call It "Self Expression"

Rage Comics: So Much for Stealth

Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me, Guess I'll Go Online

They may hate their jobs, but at least they still have fabulous legs

Thanks for your honesty, it does nothing to satiate my traffic rage

The Epic of How I Became a Fan

Collections