gothgirl2393's Favorites
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Mom: Where are you going? Me: Uh, ya know. just gonna knock over a 7-11, go to a strip club, bea...
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Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: S...
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(Going to visit my grandma, my little sister just walks in her house) Me:(to my sister) Hey, lea...
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(Me brushing my teeth) (Gargling, Dad walks in holds my nose and says) Dad: Swallow! Me: (Spi...
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Me (on phone): Hi mom, I'm just calling to let you know I survived the dorm fire. Mom: WHAT? Me...
