jackie6656

- On my 21st birthday My mum: Oh! You're so grown up! Sometimes I wish I could just put you ba...

(To my sister) Mom: Dont drive in heels. Dad: Yea, its hard. Me and Sister: How do you know!?

*I was driving* Mom:Son of a b*tch! Sh*t!! Stop, you're gonna make me cuss!

*Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door* Mom: *opens the door and is about to close it* Jehovah Wi...

Mom: So, what're you doing tonight? Me: I am going on a date. How about you two? Dad: We are go...

My mom was on the phone with a telemarketer. Mom: Hey, can you do me a favor and call me back wh...

(while making sausage balls) Mom: I'm gonna ask your dad if he's jealous that my balls are bigge...

Me: (laughing while drinking water) OMG I was able to swallow! Don't make me laugh like that! Mo...