Mum and I are talking about a girl I know who is pregnant Me: I have no idea who would sleep w...
Grandpa (looking at computer we got for him) "huh, they use a different key for the I and the 1"....
While we were grocery shopping: Mom: If it's not Greek, it's not worth it.... This applies to bo...
Me: Can I hold Kaitlin? (my niece) Mom: No, make your own baby! Me: So you want me to have prem...
Me (to my parents): have you guys ever argued? Mom: yes, once. Me: was it bad? Mom: kinda, but...