jenthehostess

(my sister is nine years older than me and was pregnant at the time) Sister: OH MY GOD. I'm preg...

(After reading a story about kidnapping) Me: Mom, what would you do if I was kidnapped? Mom: Ca...

(My mother and I are in the car, total silence) Mom: (blurts out of no-where) OH SHIT YOUR BIRTH...

Mom: Oh hey! Me: What? Mom: I can turn down my ipod with my boobs! Me: O__o ...

Grandpa: I took those dang medications this morning, right? *to me* If I don't take them I grow b...

Me: Oh man, he's so hot. My Mom: Like spicy hot or temperature hot? Me: ....Like attractive hot...

*My mom was trying something stupid and getting frustrated* Me: Mom, thats a bad idea Mom: You ...