juliester809

Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF

No matter how good the new bubblegum air freshener smells in the bathroom at work, never walk up ...

If you catch the same firefly too many times, it may just decide to attack. #LFMF

If you decide to remodel by taking out the pillar in the middle of your living room, make sure it...

Never, ever date a stand-up comedian. When the two of you eventually break up, you are guaranteed...

LFMF is not a list of challenges, dares and suggestions. #LFMF

Never assume that coworkers understand that LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud. Some people think it s...

If you need to walk into another room to scream out of frustration, at least make sure there isn'...

Don't fill a pinata with red candy that can melt, unless you like allot of crying children. #LFMF

Try not to sneeze when your mouth is full of mouthwash, especially when your cat is drinking from...

Do not tell your four-year-old she can get a chinchilla if she saves her allowance for it. At ag...

For my fellow LFMFers who play the violin, DO NOT repeatedly tap your crappy bow on the floor hal...