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My mother regarding gas station toilets: I DON'T SIT, I HOVER!
*after speaking intelligently about a topic* Mom: You should be a writer! Dad: ...or gay.
>opening Mother's Day gifts< Mom: What's this symbol you keep writing on all my cards?Me: Look...
(me asking my dad if new girlfriend can sleep over) Me: Can i have my gf stay over tonight? Dad...
