When your cat gets sprayed by a stinkbug, don't pick your cat up to smell it, you will throw up.....
(I walk into the living room and hear this) ... Grandma: But we'd get caught. Grandpa: Not if ...
If you get mad at video games and feel like screaming at it, make sure your window is closed. You...
If you hurt your ankle, do not use a broom as a walking stick. You will trip over it and break yo...
When you want to take a picture of your dad working on some electric wires, make sure you turn of...