ladybugsrock's Favorites
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Dad: Yes, I am going to murder you little ice cream cone, one lick at a time!
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Make sure the "lost dog" you're following really is a dog. Sometimes it's a coyote, in which cas...
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(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...
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Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...
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Me: I always wanted a pet moose. Mother: Go to Australia then. That's where all the meese come f...
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I had a woman pick me up with the line "I've got bacon back at my place."
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When you get shampoo in your eyes while showering, remember that your other hand has shampoo in i...
