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Friend: I thought to much salt was bad for you. Grandpa: Life is bad for you. Incurable, sexuall...

Grandpa: Senility is great! I'm always meeting new people!

If you're horseback riding and in the process of falling off of the horse while it is running, do...

When sending an email to your geology professor, remember "libido" is the sex drive. "Albedo" is ...

(Doing a survey for gay people's rights) Me: Mom, why do you support gay marriage? Mom: Because...