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When playing co-ed soccer on a Christian league and a guy you know kicks the ball as hard as huma...

NEVER EVER cook bacon naked, your wee-wee+boiling fat= screaming so loud you wake up all your nei...

Leftover chinese takeaway is not a good breakfast idea. Esp. when you're meeting a professor abo...

No matter how bored you are, don't try toasting your bread with a Zippo lighter. Lighter fluid-fl...

When finding an open carton of your favorite juice in the fridge don't take a big gulp of the jui...

It's not a good idea to schedule a dentist appointment and music lesson for the same evening. It'...