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  • The water-soluble oil paint your dog got on his face will wash off easily. However the look of ut...
  • Right after my husband and I got married we were sleeping and I rolled over. At the same time, he...
  • I just learned today that my friend is reading the new book by Snooki and sees nothing wrong with...
  • Good idea: Volunteering for extra credit in biology by letting the teacher do a cheek swab. Bad ...
  • When you are trying to figure out what those sweet and sour meatballs in batter are called, under...
  • Changing someone's wallpaper to something obscene at work is funny, but the joke's on you when sa...
  • My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our coo...

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