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  • When showering without your contacts in keep in mind that you can't tell if that dark blob at the...
  • Tonight my husband is taking me out to dinner with his first paycheck after being laid off for al...
  • If a guy in a wheelchair with no legs wins BINGO do not give him socks as a prize. #LFMF
  • I was raised in a foster home, and when I came out of the closet a few years ago, my entire foste...
  • Mom: You know how guinea pigs can be all sorts of colors? Me: Yeah. Mom: Wouldn't it be great i...
  • If you are prone to leg cramps in the night which you "cure" by leaping out of bed and jumping up...

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