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If you're emphasizing the importance of attention to detail in a lecture, make sure your fly is n...

Whenever your in your house, alone, and you decide its a nice time to chill on the couch naked, c...

Even if you have a very mild and mellow boyfriend, tell him you had a nice day out at the spa bef...

When playing Angry Birds add a certain level is frustrating you, do not say "F**king pig!" just a...

When babysitting your 4-year-old nephew, when he tells you "I know a bad word," believe him. Do N...

Your 3 year old brother can get away with running into the ladies room by mistake. You can not ge...

When trying to write an essay and you find out you can whistle with your pen cap. Do NOT in a lap...

When asking the sales clerk for help selecting sexy lingerie, don't say "it's for my 12-year-old ...

Don't go for a run when you had coffee earlier that day. With no food in your system. Especiall...

Don't scrape off a jelly like substance from your rain pants and then scratch your nose shortly a...

Even if your vegetarian friend taught you how to fart silently, do not, in the name of all that i...

If you’re going to complain about where an item you bought on eBay is, make sure the person you’r...

If you've just spent the last 2 hours picking up broken glass, you probably shouldnt rub your eye...

When you think your grandpa is running on his treadmill because the radio is on and you are the o...

When you come home early from a trip, it is never a good idea to wake your sleeping wife by sweet...

2-year-olds like to eat Go-Gurt. They also like to paint with it when unsupervised. #LFMF

For my fellow LFMFers who play the violin, DO NOT repeatedly tap your crappy bow on the floor hal...