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(mother and a small boy stading in line behid me) Mom: Do you want blue hair like she has? Boy:...

Mom:What have you got in your pockets? Me:Phone, gum, illegal drugs, and I may or may not have a...

My Grandpa (As we walk into the furniture store): "Excuse me, do you have any croutons?" Salesma...

Me: Mom, I sent something you said to crazythingsparentssay.com and they posted it on their websi...

*After moving away for college, talking with my mom* Mom: How are things? What have you been u...

(upon finding an old black banana in the fridge) Dad: Are you READY? Me: For what? Dad: ARE YO...

(My mom walks in to the living room where my sister is reading Twilight) Mom: What is that? Sis...