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(Three year old niece after seeing her baby cousin for the first time): How do the babies come o...

(We where at the supermarket and my dad grabs a pack of tampons and walks to the counter.) Dad: ...

Telemarketers keep calling the house. (Dad answers the phone): Adventure! (hangs up) Me: O.o

(Our neighbor next door has his windows wide open and is talking really loudly on the phone) Mom...

(My dad was abouot to get sugery to fix his shattered shoulder) Nurse: You won't see them come i...