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Me: You know, I really like Barry Manilow. Mom: You don't drink to excess. You don't do drugs......

(I was drinking a cherry Sprite.) Me: Wow, they gave me two cherries! Mom: That's great! Most g...

*My mom and I were picking a movie to watch* Mom: Let's watch that movie, you know, "The Disappe...

Me: Mom, I think I'm going to become a prostitute. I can't get a job and that's the only way I ca...

(While making crystals in the kitchen for a science experiment) Grandma: What's she doing in the...

(Looking through a book) Mom: How to ride a unicorn. Me: Mom, that's a unicycle. Mom: Oh, same...

(Me and my mom was talking about laws where we live) Mom: By the way, if you get caught peeing i...

(On a former discussion of Christian sexual purity) Friend: (sarcastically) I am the antithesis ...

(Doing a survey for gay people's rights) Me: Mom, why do you support gay marriage? Mom: Because...