remcog's Favorites
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Mom: Your Aunt needs to learn about condoms. She breeds like a rabbit. Me:(silence)
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(After graduating from med school) Dad: I always knew you were the smart one. I had you trained ...
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Father: (On phone for half hour with telemarketer) "I'm not wearing any pants right now!"
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Mom: Do drugs, get pregnant, become a crack whore, ANYTHING! Just DON'T drop the cheesecake!
