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(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...

[while i was complaining about cramps. btw, being a girl sucks sometimes] Me: Ow. crampscrampscr...

Father "I want you to order this for me first thing tomorrow (Monday). And with fastest shipping....

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

(PLaying Just Dance) Dad: My pelvic thrust has gotten weaker over the years Mom: Got that right!

My cousin, who lives with my grandma, came home with a blue mohawk. Grandma: That's very nice de...