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(My mom is reading the local paper.) Me: Looks like some people were hit by lightning last night...
(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you to...
Uncle: I want a pet owl. Me: Why...? Uncle: They are so cute, and they eat mice, and they are a...
Me: What's for dinner? Dad: Meat. Me: What kind of meat. Dad: Dead meat. Me: What kind of dea...
Mom: The digital thermometer is broken. It says it's 1,015 degrees! Me: No, it's saying it's 10:...
Mom: Did you hear about that actress who go stabbed? Me: No, who? Mom: Reese something.... Me:...
