smmhart

(I land on Kings Cross Station playing Monopoly.) Mum: Don't you dare buy it! I want Platform 9 ...

Mom: Don't get old. It sucks. Eldest sister: Meaning we should die young? Middle sister: Yay! I...

(after seeing three red headed kids at walmart) Me: Look mom its the weasleys! Mom: oh, are tho...

(watching Wimbledon) Dad: Ooh look! Ron's in the royal box. Mum: (singing) Weasley is our king....

(During a Harry Potter discussion) Mum: If you we're a Squib, would you rather struggle on the t...

My drunk uncle to my redheaded sister: What did you do in a previous life that was so bad you cam...

(My friend and I were watching a movie in the back TV room.) Dad: (picks up the broom that was i...

Driving in the car Me: Remember that one time you crashed into the tree? Dad: I didn't crash in...

(Doing a survey for gay people's rights) Me: Mom, why do you support gay marriage? Mom: Because...

Me: Dad, you love Kelsey (our puppy) more than you love me. Dad: Well, she loves me more than yo...

(On my coming out) Dad: Oh dammit, you're sure? Me: Yeah. Dad: You've slept with a woman and y...