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Sister (On the subject of a blueberry donut): I am never going to eat a regular donut again, beca...

Me: Oh Samuel (my brother) is never gonna get a girlfriend. He's too shy. Mom: The problem isn't...

Talking about different genres of people, like hipster, punk, emo, gangster, prep... Mom: He l...

Me: (before going out with my boyfriend) How do I look? Mom: Well, you don't look like a tramp. ...

Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...

Me: [to mom] Did you just pour rootbeer on your strawberries? Dad: Do not look at what Mother ea...