Me: *in my room with my door closed when my dad knocks on my door* Just a sec! Dad: I wanna show...
Dad: What are you doing today? Me: I have to renew my drivers license. Dad: Let's go grab some ...
*I just noticed my Dad's fly was down* Me: Dad...your barn door is open. Dad *looking down* Doe...
(My sister finds a Canadian nickel with a picture of a beaver on the tails side) Mom: That's fun...