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Coffin Pool Floats (With Lids) Are Out In Time For Summer

You know that feeling of lying on your unicorn pool float, cocktail in hand, looking up at the sky and wishing you were encased in a giant inflatable coffin instead? Yeah, me neither. But apparently, some did wish that because you can now buy giant coffin-shaped pool floats, complete with lids - the perfect summertime accessory. You can find them here for those of you who are brave enough to purchase this bizarre piece of equipment. But for those who fear drowning and being buried alive, welcome to your worst nightmare.




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Summer's almost over, but the fun can keep going all Autumn long with this Giant Cockroach Raft!



Just think--Dad puts the cover on the pool, you sneak out and hide this baby underneath it, next summer when he goes to open the pool BAM! HEART ATTACK!!

There's also this beauty that I'd love to ride:



I'm gonna ride this heat wave as long as possible, goddammit...




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Summer's almost over, but the fun can keep going all Autumn long with this Giant Cockroach Raft!



Just think--Dad puts the cover on the pool, you sneak out and hide this baby underneath it, next summer when he goes to open the pool BAM! HEART ATTACK!!

There's also this beauty that I'd love to ride:



I'm gonna ride this heat wave as long as possible, goddammit...




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The winds were so strong in Manhattan during the annual parade, that the people walking with the Barney float lost control. The giant balloon swayed into a street light, puncturing a giant hole in Barney's side.

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The winds were so strong in Manhattan during the annual parade, that the people walking with the Barney float lost control. The giant balloon swayed into a street light, puncturing a giant hole in Barney's side.