funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone

Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

Funny random memes, spicy memes, funny tweets, random memes | Harry Potter she's windgardiuming leviosa and she gives old swish and flick | interactive multimedia KOBLD @GidgetNomates There's guy on youtube who goes around helping feral cats and his video titles just read like he's constantly state anxiety over cats think him 10:57 10:03 Two kittens are afraid as always Only one cat is not afraid 10K views 2 hours ago 70K views 3 days ago 12:25 13:04 Two kittens don't want be friends with Friend

55 Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Comedy

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dogs doggo stick landlord tweets funny cute aww lol animals | alanna heard light knock on my door and went answer and my landlords' dog bringing stick f fa @alanna DAY 6:23 PM Apr 15, 2020 Twitter iPhone adorable furry dog standing by a door mat

Landlords Dog Brings Resident A Stick (Tweets)

Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

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Funny random memes | spider man @zahraloum everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam..crea | been waiting 5 years this, now my card is expired I can tell everyone expiration date 4/20 and security code 069 044 /20 069

Thirty Rando Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Dumb Humor

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

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Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

Funniest women tweets | Cake Lady @mamahaaze My total 129 at target and my kid like can put this back" Imao GIRL $1.29 snickers bar isn't gonna fix this 12:21 am 4 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 39.2K Retweets 442.1K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 11, 2020)

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

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funny animal tweets | hilarious cat with red lips pinar @pienar know posted him only .5 seconds ago but am honest god losing at this cat im posting him again 10:24 pm 4 May 2020 Twitter iPhone

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (May 11, 2020)

Funny random memes | Kermit the frog in different positions accidentally click restart instead shut down | everytime feel random chest pain: My time has come Kung Fu Panda

Tantalizing Memes & Tweets To Fight That Monday Pain

cat funny donuts tweets cats twitter lol doughnuts stolen | alice @AliceYarr Some cats bring back dead animals as gift their owners. Jim brings back stolen baked goods were made each other. 3:02 PM Apr 11, 2020 Twitter iPhone 19 Retweets 972 Likes black and white cat looking at the viewer and a crumbling donut

Legendary Cat Brings Owner Stolen Baked Doughnut (Tweets)

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Funny memes and tweets, twitter memes | keith @KeetPotato anyone who ever thinks themselves "this won't work, this is terrible idea" remember milk comes cardboard boxes

Short & Sweet Tweets For Your Bored Noggins

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me