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Saima Ahmad, a law student in England, decided to practice what she's been learning when she bought an ate a KitKat that was missing that tasty center wafer part. 


As she told Yahoo! News, she has written a letter of complaint to Nestle demanding a refund and adequate compensation for the mishap.  Citing "monetary and emotional" loss, she has asked for a lifetime supply of unlimited KitKats and says she would consider taking further legal action if her demands are not met. It may sound unrealistic but she has said, “I’m trying my luck, if you don’t ask you don’t get.”  So hopefully she isn't really expecting unlimited candy bars.   

Saima Ahmad, a law student in England, decided to practice what she's been learning when she bought an ate a KitKat that was missing that tasty center wafer part. 


As she told Yahoo! News, she has written a letter of complaint to Nestle demanding a refund and adequate compensation for the mishap.  Citing "monetary and emotional" loss, she has asked for a lifetime supply of unlimited KitKats and says she would consider taking further legal action if her demands are not met. It may sound unrealistic but she has said, “I’m trying my luck, if you don’t ask you don’t get.”  So hopefully she isn't really expecting unlimited candy bars.   

Generally I try to ignore the Kardashians because I like to think I'm above whining about celebrities. The Kardashian Klan is hot, they have horrible vocal fry, they made an empire out of a sex tape; big deal. I've got bigger problems, like student loans and this joke of an election coming up. But this, this f#$king Kit Kat video from Kourtney pushed me over the edge. 

Kourtney, what the f#$k are you doing?! Did you really need six steps to prove to all of us that you hate joy and are terrible at eating? Give me a break.

If you eat Kit Kats the way she does, please consider getting professional help. This is not okay.

Generally I try to ignore the Kardashians because I like to think I'm above whining about celebrities. The Kardashian Klan is hot, they have horrible vocal fry, they made an empire out of a sex tape; big deal. I've got bigger problems, like student loans and this joke of an election coming up. But this, this f#$king Kit Kat video from Kourtney pushed me over the edge. 

Kourtney, what the f#$k are you doing?! Did you really need six steps to prove to all of us that you hate joy and are terrible at eating? Give me a break.

If you eat Kit Kats the way she does, please consider getting professional help. This is not okay.

STONED OWL SAYS: duuude, is that a kit kat?

STONED OWL SAYS: duuude, is that a kit kat?