thefunkling

Mom (while in a stall at a public bathroom): Oh! I AM wearing underwear!

(My dad had fallen asleep watching a movie and was talking in his sleep.) Dad: It's interesting....

(In a booth at a restaurant) Dad: This music makes my balls vibrate. Mom: What?! Dad: It's the...

*I was cranky on afternoon, and my dad thought that he was being funny* Dad: She got out of bed,...

*while watching a documentary* Grandpa: you know what really burns my ass? Me: what? Grandpa: ...

Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a wh*re... Mom: You mean a horse? Dad: Where's the fun in that?