I'm so Hipster, every time I go to the emergency room, I have a disease they've never heard of be...
When asked about the catscratches on my wrist, I tell them about my angry cat. Sadly, most think ...
I do all my shopping on the internet. Shopping in the mall is so mainstream.
I cut others, because cutting myself is too mainstream.
I was going to make my Facebook status "No one talk to me, I'm in a bad mood." Then I realised th...
I love to sleep, because life has the tendency to fall apart while I'm awake.
Im so hipster i have a tee shirt of a bands poster thats so underground it doesnt even have the b...
Made a post. Nobody comments in 2 days. Everyone must hate me.
Confessions are so mainstream
I used to cry myself to sleep. Then I figured out it was to mainstream. Now I cry myself awake.
I would hit myself, but its against my moral code to hit the mentally unstable
I started listening to emo music to prove that I was deep...But it was too whiny.
I wish I had schizophrenia. Then I could think I had friends.
On the news they said that playing video games for too long can make people fall into deep depres...
I tried to be an outsider, but I didn't fit in.
I wish I was bipolar Then I could be happy once in a while
Black has become so mainstream for emos. To be really out from the crowd I wear nothing. Black is...