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I carve your name onto this bullet. So everyone can see you were the last thing going through my ...

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number, you...

I like my coffee the way I like my soul. But sometimes I get a frappuccino too, they're yummy.

I went to a hipster party wearing my tightest jeans. Only, everyone had switched to wearing actua...

Ultimate emo insult? A mean girl threw bleach on me. SHE RUINED MY CAPE.

I think I'm a hipster. I don't want to be labeled, so when people accuse me of hipster-ness, I ju...

I got a hangnail on my fingernail. Now it hurts to write.

When I'm sad, I go here for a laugh. Then I realize, I can relate to half of these posts. Then I'...