(Father dropping us off at a Catholic School parking lot.) Dad: Remember kids, someone loves you...
(Discussing getting a 4th tattoo) Me: You know I'm 18 so "technically" I don't have to have you'...
(We just got a new puppy and Dad is holding a dog treat.) Dad: tell the puppy to sit. Me: Sit. ...
(In the car, Because of You comes on the radio) Dad: You know this song? Kelly Clarkson wrote it...
Dad: Son, I want you to have this. *Gives me an air hockey puck* Me: Why did you steal this? D...