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'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 1

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 2

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 3

30 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (May 11, 2024) 4

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 5

20+ Boomer Technology Struggle Posts For Coots Who Can't Check Their Email 6

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Funny Feline Treats for Cool Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 3

41 Hissterical Tweets About Fluffy Felines That Are Pure Catnip for the Hooman Soul 4

He's innocent! 5

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 6